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The two assassins are suspended via a video chat for perceived violation of the rules governing the assassins' guild. Ironically, this happened while they were trying to pay their guild overdue fees. There are two assassins on their tail now and the cleaners dispatched to help make matters worse.
Comedy
September, 2025
- 1 September
Project A-Ko (1986) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
A gigantic spaceship impacts in the center of an Earth city. 16 years later, a new metropolis has been built around the spire of the embedded spaceship. Young A-Ko is trying to cope with fitting into her new school and her motor-mouth friend C-Ko. The rich, stunning B-Ko tries to ruin the "new girl" by fighting her with giant robots, super exoskeletons and a girl who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger in pony tails.
August, 2025
- 31 August
Galaxy Quest (1999) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
The sci-fi television series "Galaxy Quest", which took place aboard the intergalactic spaceship NSEA Protector, starred Jason Nesmith as suave Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Gwen DeMarco as sexy communications person Lt. Tawny Madison (a role which consisted solely of repeating what the computer stated, much to Gwen's chagrin), Shakespearean trained Sir Alexander Dane as alien Dr. Lazarus, Fred Kwan as engineer Tech Sergeant Chen, and Tommy Webber as child pilot Laredo.
- 31 August
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
In a small Minnesota town, the annual beauty pageant is being covered by a TV crew. Former winner Gladys Leeman wants to make sure her daughter follows in her footsteps. Explosions, falling lights, and trailer fires prove that.
- 31 August
Critters (1986) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
A massive ball of furry creatures from another world eat their way through a small mid-western town followed by intergalactic bounty hunters opposed only by militant townspeople.
- 30 August
Love Untangled (2025) WEB-DL 480p, 720p & 1080p
A lovestruck teen plans to win the school heartthrob by going from curly to straight hair - until a new transfer student changes everything.
- 28 August
The Thursday Murder Club (2025) WEB-DL 480p, 720p & 1080p
Four retirees spend their time solving cold case murders for fun, but their casual sleuthing takes a thrilling turn when they find themselves with a real whodunit on their hands.
- 28 August
The Toxic Avenger (1984) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
In Tromaville, Melvin works in a health club with his bucket and mop as a janitor. The sadistic and bullies Bozo and Slug and their girlfriends Julie and Wanda, who love to hit-and-run people in empty streets, play a cruel prank in Melvin and he falls off the window in a barrel of toxic wastes in a truck parked in front of the health club.
- 28 August
Small Soldiers (1998) UHD BluRay 480p, 720p, 1080p & 2160p
Fifteen-year-old Alan Abernathy, the son of a toy store owner, tries out some new action figures: The Commando Elite versus The Gorgonites. But three months ago, a toy company believes it is onto something when it employs the latest government military technology in a series of action figures, enabling them to talk.
- 27 August
Oh, Hi! (2025) WEB-DL 480p, 720p & 1080p
Iris is enjoying her first romantic getaway with Isaac, until he tells her he's not interested in a serious relationship.
- 27 August
Labor Pains (2009) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
A young woman pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.
- 27 August
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
Two English cartographers visit the small South Wales village of Ffynnon Garw, to measure what is claimed to be the "first mountain inside of Wales". It's 1917, and the war in Europe continues.
- 26 August
Baby Assassins (2021) BluRay 480p, 720p & 1080p
High schoolers and teenage assassins Chisato and Mahiro must find a way to fix their relationship in the midst of finding part-time jobs and dealing with the yakuza.
- 26 August
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Unrated UHD BluRay 480p, 720p, 1080p & 2160p
Forty-year-old Andy, an electronics store shipping clerk, is a stereotypical geek, who plays video games and takes care of his collectible action figures. He has no real friends and spends most of his time away from work by himself. Despite having an interest in the opposite sex philosophically as witnessed by his constant and uncontrollable morning erections, he is still a virgin.
- 26 August
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) UHD BluRay 480p, 720p, 1080p & 2160p
In the 1960s with the Cold War in play, CIA agent Napoleon Solo successfully helps Gaby Teller defect to West Germany despite the intimidating opposition of KGB agent Illya Kuryakin. Later, all three unexpectedly find themselves working together in a joint mission to stop a private criminal organization from using Gaby's father's scientific expertise to construct their own nuclear bomb.
- 25 August
Rajma Chawal (2018) NF WEB-DL 480p, 720p & 1080p
An internet-rookie father attempts to use social media to enhance his faltering relationship with his millennial son.